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okay starting new season
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hello welcome fans of ntgds.blogspot.com
unfortunately
we have to close the blog down
cos WE NEED MORE FRIENDS
ok just kidding
anyways . the REAL reason is that...
laoda has disappeared as he claims he went back to visit his mother

moses is cleaning up his image

and well hmm lets face it
nobody understands treasure
so....oh yah
join our karate club
really fun
anyways watch karate kid to inspire you

(please check out the previous editted entry)

For todays episode we have two special guests.. The famoussssss

Andrea

and JaSARCE ( rival versace)

They will be teaching our contestants how to do the catwalk for our runway show tonight.
They have spent hours rehearsing and getting into costume

my my, F1 you are looking gorgeous today (and a lil thin...)

note :this picture makes me wanna barf

F2 has been looking in the mirror and admiring herself

F5 and F6 are just plain whores. implants

The Bert Brothers (looking good, i must say) have decided to take a family shot.

F11 and F15 have fallen in love and decided to elope during the runway show.

Meanwhile, Laoda has been getting pretty chummy with some of the contestants and goes for the free buffet the sponsers sponser us with

moses gets violent among the crew in bollywood

MOSES : IM ONLY HERE TO TWIST UR MIND.i dont give a fuck about you,

YOU,

you ,

YOU,

OR EVEN YOU,

FUCK ALL OF YOU YOU'RE ALL FIRED
Treasure : RWOOF RWOOOOF RWOOOOOOF

BURNOUT!
lace and liting has been exercising and practicing the kaballah faith
looks like there is tough competition

meanwhile F1 has been saying , singing:

I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is

yes she decided to start a life anew by winning this competition

omg did f8 go for plastic mole removal

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see the distinction?
look carefully

the judges outlook

looks like treasure has been very biased towards f12
Treasure says : F12 is definitely the most photogenic among the contestants
ho ho ho. i would sure like to have a piece of that .. mmmmhmm yummy
I kind of sense bad aura somewhere.. Must be F2 smelling like eggs

laoda says that natania has lots of potential and has DEE edge
noble laoda is not biased against his goddaughter tang ye. (thank god)
Laoda says that the contestants are all talented in their own ways and his having difficulty choosing ~~who to fuck~~ whos the most capable one
I think F2 would make a good disciple of mine

moses just loves lace and liting
he just does
I KNOW IT

Moses says : Lace and Liteng have alot of potential to go very far in this game. we have to choo
se the best damnit, this is not some lame competition THIS IS REALITY TV.

The competetion heats up, sides have been formed! Dush shared his mumbai indian secret of curling hair- Gee.(harvested from fresh ox piss) yaah!
bye satan calls

Okay Here are some last minute recruits to spice things up

F19. we call him HAPPY WILSON

F20. babe

whoa whoa whoa
hold your horses
its only a day away from the contest opening
and we have caught contestant F18 canoodling with our judge G!!
like HELLLO? the rules are CLEARLY STATED
NO SUCKING UP TO JUDGES!
hahah wanna see the proof

ok but no worries people
we have a new judge
a satanic judge moses!

our HONARABLY JUDGES

~~tyra banks~~ LAODA

assistant judge : germaine tan shi min

anddd treasure!!! aww isnt she a sweetie , come here baby COME HERE

TADA OUR GODDESS SARAH!

goddess sarah middle

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So who will be the Next top ~~american model~~ Goddess sarah

Please take note that we are not mocking any of the contestants

Lets take a look at our humble contestants

F1. Rosemary Chan